kahach@chaos:~$ whoami
kahach@chaos:~$ cat about_me.txt

I'm Kahach.

I code stuff. I design with Canva. I mess with ecommerce.

I don't finish shit — I just start cool things.

I'm not here to impress anyone.

I build for fun. That's the point.

kahach@chaos:~$ cat chaos_manifesto.md

# For those who scroll too far

👋 Yo. I'm Kahach Rofe (or Mehedy Hassan, or Ratul / Juwel / chaos.exe — pick your poison).

Not your perfect dev. Not your clean-cut designer. Not trying to win LinkedIn.

I build stuff because it's fun, not because I need likes, claps, or crypto NFTs.

I get bored fast. I ghost projects. I disappear mid-way.

I don't believe in productivity porn. I believe in chaos creativity.

🔭 Currently "working on" (a.k.a. slowly killing):

  • An AI blog CMS no one asked for
  • A few futuristic websites stuck in dev hell
  • A Chrome extension I made to fight boredom
  • Random tools that help maybe 3 people max

👯 I'll collaborate if:

  • Your idea is weird or slightly useless (but fun)
  • You're not a Trello freak
  • You won't cry if I vanish for a week

🤝 I need help with:

  • Making my chaos look sexy
  • Getting people to actually notice my weird stuff
  • A minimalist designer who vibes with the mess

🌱 I'm "learning" (aka poking around):

  • Flutter + Supabase
  • Automation with AI
  • Dropshipping black magic
  • How to not burn out every 3 days

💬 Ask me about:

  • How to start 10 projects and finish none
  • Scrappy MVPs in 1 day
  • Canva tricks, WP hacks, ecom experiments
  • Making noise with $0

⚡ Fun Fact:

I talk more to ChatGPT than to humans.

I overthink everything. Still somehow build more than most hustle bros.

And yeah — this whole "about me"? Generated by AI. I'm that fucking lazy.